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zeldathemes
Hogwarts, TARDIS, Panem. Home.

Male, 20, Texas, Amerinadian, gay and proud.
Slighty unstable in all the right ways.
My blog goes from puppies to porn in the blink of an eye, so be prepared. Please feel free to get to know me, I'm an open book ready for readers!

Nah it’s cool stashed flavored condoms

totally fall out of my backpack in front of my boss

not a problem

totally feel free to just lie their awkwardly at her feet.

TMI Friday

If you see me smiling today

someone got the D last night

repeatedly

in multiple positions

;)

Ser Loras and Renly just had the first gay sex scene…and you show me NOTHING.

No ass, no penis, nothing but two shirtless dudes and a guy bending his knee and unlacing some breeches.

And yet you show me countless vaginas and tits.

I’m hurt. Game of Thrones needs to step up their gAy-game.

GET IT? It’s like A-game but gay because…I want to see some gay action…okaaaaay.